sOrrY... sOrrY... i aPoLoGiZe... fOr tWo diFFeRenT rEaSoNs...
rEaSoN NuMbEr 1... i aPoLoGiZe fOr nOt uPdaTinG mY bLoG fOr aGeS aNd pRaCtiCaLLy diSaPPeAriNg fRoM tHe fAcE oF tHe eArTh.
aNd...
rEaSoN nUmBeR 2... i aPoLoGiZe tO eVeRyoNe wHo hAs BeeN aFFecTeD bY mY rEaL bAd jOkE... eSpEciaLLy tO mY dEaReSt sHeeNa...
bUt tHe tRuTh iS, i aM bAcK...
BaCk iN PerTh!!! HaHa... gOtChA!!!
beFoRe i gOt baCk tO pErTh... i tOLd hAn, ShEEnA aNd LiSa... tHat i wOuLdn'T bE cOmiNg bAcK dUe tO sOmE uNfOrtUnaTe rEaSOnS... aNd gUeSS wHaT?? tHeY aLL fELL fOr iT!!! bUt i nEvEr eXpEcTed tHaT i wAs aBLe tO puLL tHiS jOkE oFF... bUt i DiD!!! i DiD iT!!! wOO-Hoo!! i rOcK oNcE mOrE aGaiN!!!
mOst oF aLL, i LoVeD tHe LOOks tHeY hAd oN tHeiR fAceS wHeN tHeY sAw mE. iT wAs jUsT pRiCeLeSS aNd i sHaLL rEmEmBeR tHeiR fAciaL eXpReSSiOnS fOrEvEr...
mY fiRsT sToP wAs aT LiSa'S wOrKpLaCe... aS i wALked iNtO cOunTrY rOaD cAfE aNd pEEreD iNtO tHe kiTcHeN aNd i sEE hEr sTanDiNg tHeRe, mUnChiNg aWaY hEr sNacK( wHicH tUrNeD oUt tO bE vEgEmitE oN bReaD) aS sHe cHaTTed cOntEnTeDLy tO hEr coLLeaGuE... tHe mOMenT wE mAde eYe cOntAct wiTh eaCh oThEr aNd i sMiLeD aT hEr aNd sAid, "Hi."
aLL sHe cOuLd dO wAs jUsT sTaNd tHeRe iN diSbeLiEf wiTh hEr vEgEmiTe bReaD sTiLL pArTiaLLy iN hEr mOuTh.
sTaRiNg aT mE bLaNkLy fOr a fEw sHoRt sEcOnDs.
UnTiL iT fiNaLLy hiT hEr.
HaHaHa...
aNd 45 miNuTeS, miRaCuLoUsLy HaNsTeR caLLs LiSa fOr cOffEE.
aNd wOO-hOO, pErFecT tiMinG.
iT wAs tiMe tO pAy mY oLd fRiEnd a sUrpRiSe viSiT.
aS LiSa aNd i wErE waLkiNg oVeR tO fiNd HaN, i wAs tOO bUsY LooKinG aRouNd tHe ciTy uNtiL i sUddEnLy fELt sOmEoNe wAs LooKinG aT mE aNd wHeN i LooKeD oVeR, i FinD tHiS gUy wiTh oVeRgRoWn hAir LooKinG aT mE wiTh hiS mOuTh oPeNeD... hiS jaWs praCtiCaLLy hiTTiNg tHe gRouNd.
aNd iT wAs HaN!!!
aNd hE wAs aLL, "wAh LaU..."
aNd LisA sAid HaNsTeR's fiRsT rEaCtiOn wAs mOuThiNg tHeSe vErY woRdS "wHaT tHe F@#%!!"...
HaHaHa... bUt i miSSed iT bECaUsE i WaS tOO bLOOdY bUsY LooKinG aRouNd tHe ciTy.
aNd fiNaLLy... aNd LasTLy, sHeeNa.
i HaD tO wAit fOr oNe mOrE wEEkeNd bEfOrE i cOuLd rEvEaL tHe tRuTh tO hEr aS sHe wAs stiLL nOt bAck fRoM siNgApoRe.
aNd tRusT mE, kEEpinG tHe fAct tHaT i wAs aLreAdy bAck iN pErTh aNd eVerYoNe kNeW iT, eXcepT fOr hEr wAs tRuLy kiLLinG mE.
bUt oH weLL, a GiRL gOttA dO wHaT a GiRL gOttA dO!!
iT wAs LaBouR dAy.
AfTeR SeaRcHinG fOr fOOd aT nOrThBriDGe wiTh HaN aNd fiNaLLy DeVouRiNg a VeRy sCrUmpTiOuS mEaL... HaN aNd i hEaDeD bAcK tO HiS pLaCe wHiLe wAitiNg fOr a vErY iMpOrTaNt cALL fRoM sHeeNa.
wAitiNg fOr hEr tO aGrEE tO hAn'S iNviTaTiOn fOr diNNeR.
aNd sHe diD. NoT oNLy tHaT, sHe wAs cOmiNg oVeR tO hAn's pLaCe fiRsT.
wOO-Hoo!! pErFecT!!
aNd wHeN sHe aRRiVeD, HaN tOLd mE tO wAiT uPsTaiRs aS hE wAs gOinG gReeT hEr aT tHe dOOr aNd rEqUesTed mE tO oNLy cOmE dOwN wHeN tHeY gO oUt fOr a sMoKe.
aNd i DiD.
i tUrNeD tHe kNoB oF tHe fRonT dOOr vErY caReFuLLy bUt sLowLy aNd pOppeD oUt iNtO tHe oUtDooRs.
wHeRe tHeRe sTooD sHeeNa wHo LooKeD vErY sTuNNed.
aNd tHe nExt tHinG i kNew, ThErE wErE tEaRs roLLinG dOwN hEr cHeeKs.
aNd i wAs sO tOuCheD bY hEr rEaCtiOn.
... hEr rEaCtiOn wAs pRiCeLeSS aNd i sHaLL aLwAys rEmeMbEr iT.
aNd i feLt sO gUiLtY aS i diD nOt iNtEnd tO maKe mY sHeeNa bAnAnA tO cRy.
hOwEvEr, i LeArnT oNe tHinG tHouGh... fROm tHiS wHoLe eXpEriEnCe... wAs ThaT i aCtUaLLy mAttEr aNd i aCtUaLLy dO meAn sOmeThiNg tO tHeM.
aNd i gUeSS, iN a siCk aNd tWiStEd wAy... i aM gLaD tHaT i dO maTTeR.
pLuS, i aM pReTTy iMprEssEd tHaT i wAs aBLe tO puLL tHis oFF wiThoUt aNy coMpLicAtiOns aNd surpRiSe tHe "UnsUrPriSe-BLeS", beCaUsE i aM tHe mOsT dUngU iN tHe gRoup.
aNd sOrry tO aNdRea tOO. HaHa, diDn'T mEaN tO puLL yOu iNtO tHe wAteR aS weLL. HaHa... sOrrY!!!
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